If I was on Twitter this is what my tweets would say today...
#1 - my cry for help - "this is Gabe's 5th costume change of the day! how does one keep pee INSIDE the diaper?"
#2 - my cry for sympathy - "did I really just get called to testify?!"
#3 - me just crying- "you're killing me country music television with all your sappy child-focused songs."