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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

WOAH week slow down a little would ya?
jeesh!
Wednesdays just keep sneaking up on me giving me little time to craft well thought out confessions. Today's post may be a bit T.M.I. so consider yourself warned.


- I continue to end sentences with "psych" and "not" even though the rest of the population retired their use of this in the late 90's. The best part is that Trev falls for it every. single. time. "wanna hop in the shower with me................... PSYCH!"

- speaking of sex, my drive's in park... {there's the T.M.I. I warned you about}. I'd like to blame our 4 month old, but if I'm being perfectly honest, I've been plugging the "let's just cuddle" meter since Saige arrived. The dirty 30's better not be a myth or I'm going to have one disappointed hubby on my hands.

- guess who joined the Twitter party?! Question: is being 3 years late still considered fashionable? You probably won't want to miss out on my ahh-mazing twits tweets so join my fan base {hi mom!} and start following @saigewisdom HERE. Question: what's a hash tag?

- I met a lovely fellow mom at a friend's birthday party the other week; we started chatting and it turns out I went to high school with her brother-in-law's mistress! {how we got on that subject I'll never know}. When I realized I had graduated with "the other woman" I got all revved up and told the nice lady {really loudly} to "shut up!" and simultaneously smacked her arm {really hard}. I'm pretty sure I left a mark and I'm pretty certain the other party goers were a combination of "WOW" and "glad I wasn't standing next to the red head"... what can I say, I'm excitable.

- I find men who wear wedding rings attractive. Don't worry ladies I'm not one of the above, I just find the symbol of their commitment sexy. I actually have a whole list of strange things that only I find sexy. Examples:

... men who wear chapstick
... men who wear baby carriers {but only if there's an actual baby inside them}
... men who sing along to the radio
... men who play guitar
... men who wear flip flops {especially the worn in leather kind}
... men who pair blazers with jeans
... men who cry {but only once or twice per year and over really touching stuff like babies being born or dying grandparents}
... men who carry messenger bags
... men who read {Maxim magazines and instruction manuals don't count}

~ I planned on taking a picture of Trev in his flip flops, jeans and a blazer, holding a guitar, reading a book, shedding a tear all while wearing chapstick, his wedding ring and Gabe... that was my plan but he called it a night before I could play husband dress up ~

- I use ... A LOT. I can't seem to stop myself, it's like a nervous typing tick or something... dot, dot, stop.

- On Monday I stayed up waaaaaay passed my bedtime reorganizing my pinterest boards {and I'm still not done}... what's wrong with me? why can't I be normal and organize stuff that actually matters?

- When I hear the gentle buzz of my iPhone alerting me of a new email, blog comment or facebook message, I can't stay away... even if it's 2:18 in the morning and I'm enroute to the bathroom. Trevor's looking into a support group for me, social networking annonymous.

- I've taken my iPhone to the potty... how's that for T.M.I.?

Happy Hump Day!

14 comments:

rinniez said...

oh i use ... that i think i need to go to ... rehab! its an addiction - i need help! :/ xx

Sandra Kohlmann said...

Uh...guitar and leather flip flops aside, you have described my husband. He's pretty hot.

As evidenced above, I am also a fan of ... kuddos to you for knowing it's ... and not ........

When your husband finds a you a support group, can you let me know? I'd like to see if there is a chapter in my area. My addiction is getting a wee bit obnoxious.

I think this is my favorite of your confession posts ever!

D @ Naptime in Suburbia said...

Haha, I love it! I definitely use "psych" like it's still 1998, and babywearing, wedding ring-wearing guys are hot!

Sarah Reinhart said...

I am completely guilty of taking my phone to the bathroom too!

E said...

Oh my gosh, I LOVE this post. Just laughed out loud... SO funny. (You like those ... ?)

Your list of sexy man things is PERFECT. Now you've got me thinking...

MSDeyle said...

So much that I agree...where to start (see the problem with the dots? me too.)

You just described my perfect dream man. Thankfully my hubby does at least 80% of these things so I've got it good.

I will hear the lovely sound of a new email on my tablet and jump up from the table (mid conversation with the hubby, why does he stay with me) so you are not alone. And the tablet may or may not have come with me to the bathroom in the past...

want tmi? my sex drive has also been in park... so what has happened to spice it up? sex dreams. what the heck?? like 3 this week. I told my hubby that he needs to have better timing becasue he's never there when I wake up so I just have to forget it and move on. I have a feeling he'll be waking me up before he leaves from now on...

Sara K {SaigeWisdom} said...

I think this calls for a 'SEXY LIST' link up... start drafting your posts ladies, it's happening ;)

Brianne G said...

as a person who had the "shut up" smack demonstrated on her, I can say that Sara has one hell of a smack - be warned!
Who doesn't take their iPhone to the potty? it's perfect bathroom reading!!!!

ana {bluebirdkisses} said...

oh man I think you pretty much just read my mind lol with the exception of the "mistress" part I think I'm with you all the way. Even twitter. I had an account started in the summer but really it wasn't until I got the iphone that I really started to use the thing. And iphone on the potty...um yes please! I play angry birds...hehe

ana {bluebirdkisses} said...

oh man I think you pretty much just read my mind lol with the exception of the "mistress" part I think I'm with you all the way. Even twitter. I had an account started in the summer but really it wasn't until I got the iphone that I really started to use the thing. And iphone on the potty...um yes please! I play angry birds...hehe

ana {bluebirdkisses} said...

oh man I think you pretty much just read my mind lol with the exception of the "mistress" part I think I'm with you all the way. Even twitter. I had an account started in the summer but really it wasn't until I got the iphone that I really started to use the thing. And iphone on the potty...um yes please! I play angry birds...hehe

ana {bluebirdkisses} said...

oops! my computer totally did a toot and just posted my comment 3 times! pls feel free to delete all the unnecessary ones! yikes

Casey said...

Are you not supposed to bring iPhones potty? Oops.

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