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Friday, June 7, 2013

Ask my dad where he's going and you're sure to get, "crazy wanna come?"...

well dad my bags are packed.


I can't tell if my life is spinning out of control or in the right direction? All I know is when you find yourself putting milk away in the cereal cupboard and start missing the turn off to a street you've lived on for the past decade, you shouldn't be making decisions any grander than pie or ice cream for dessert. 

Tonight I opted for both. It's been one of those weeks (read EPICALLY BAD).

apparently crazy doesn't fall far from the tree 

On the topic of dad-isms, Trev is KING. Poor Saige and Gabe will spend their lifetimes avoiding the use of "hey!" and "so..." courtesy of dear old - annoying - dad.

They say: "hey!"
He says: "hay is for horses not for cows the pigs would eat it but they don't know how"
I say: "sigh"

They say: "sooo...?"
He says: "not if I don't have to" (as in sew)
I say: "sigh"

They say: "I'm hungry"
He says: "I'm Turkey" (as in the country).
I say: "sigh"


** what dad-isms do you remember from childhood?


15 comments:

Melissa said...

lol, sounds like my hubby. He works with abused children in a resident treatment home and is always pulling out weird "isms" on them. One of his all time favorites is -

Kid says : I'm bored
Hubby says : What kind?
Kid : Huh??
Hubby : What kind of board are you? Cherry board? Oak board? Cedar board?

The kids mostly roll their eyes and tell him "Joshhhhh..." with a big sigh, lol.

Marisa B said...

OMG...

DAD: Hello Lee

whoever: my name is not Lee.

Dad: I call you Lee...cause your ugly!!!!wa wa wa ...there's more

Hubby tells my son I love you with just little ketchup!
funny post made me think a little!!!! I'm sure there's more!

Unknown said...

OH MAN. You have to go get the book "My Dad thinks he's funny" it is all dad-isms. Teag thinks it's hilarious.

- Kait

http://www.amazon.ca/My-Dad-Thinks-Hes-Funny/dp/0763665223

Hazy Shades of Me said...

"We're going to the PNE!"

"Oh, they closed that down a few months ago. Termites. Shame, really"

__

"Christmas! It's so soon, I can't sleep!"

Didn't your hear? It's all over the news. Santa fired Rudolph and everyone's up in arms about it. Picketing elves and depressed reindeer. Yup. No Christmas this year."

Cocorover said...

What instantly came to mind was "if you want sympathy its in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. Not classy but it certainly sums up his philosophy (except when it comes to his grandson)!

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Richele Penner said...

Hahah! Love it! Very enjoyable reading your post! I gotta say these dad-isms beat anything i can think of! :)

Ashley said...

oh lawd, he must be distantly related to my husband. or secret bffs. John does this ALL THE TIME and it kills me. (not in the good way he's hoping for either) When I try to slyly pick a wedgie I always hear, "going to the movies? picking your seat?" or a good burp brings out the classic "bring it up again and we'll vote on it!" (I promise I do more than pick wedgies and burp!)

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