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Thursday, May 29, 2014

most embarrassing thing that's happened to me all year week?

Remember that romper I picked up from Target earlier in the month? well consider this my Public Service Announcement... 

it's effing see through people!!!! how did I not see this in their 360 degree dressing room mirror?! I don't even want to tell you how I discovered this little factoid. 

but of course I will. 

Part 1 of the story goes like this: I wore it to a baby shower for the editor of Adore Magazine. This means a shit ton of industry ladies were in attendance and unbeknownst to me I was flashing panties while the mama-to-be was unwrapping Pampers (insert 'uncool' face).

Part 2 is that I got so many compliments on my $30 jumper that I decided to wear it on a BIG meeting day. I popped into Tim Horton's to grab myself a tea and use the ladies' washroom and what do I see as I'm checking out my rear? white a$$ + black thong. My face went 50 shades of red and once I convinced myself that I couldn't camp out in a restroom for the rest of my life, I made a beeline for the exit but not before overhearing a table full of teenagers say, "that's her" and then all turn and watch me leave! I rrrrrreally wish I was making this up.

Of course I didn't have time to go home and change before my first meeting so I'm touring the property with a lovely couple and we come face-to-face with a flight of garden steps #killme. I hold back praying the guy will follow his girl up, but like a true gentleman he gestures me to go first.

I'm gonna stop the story right there cause we all know how this ends...
with me wearing boxer shorts for the rest of eternity. I hear Saxx are really comfortable and provide modest coverage.

One would think this sad horrifying tale would've turned me off one pieces all together, but no...

$12 all black, tube top, harem pant romper with pockets?! couldn't get it in the cart fast enough (once I double checked the fabric density).

82 comments:

andrea hanki said...

see through or not, you rock those rompers like i could only ever dream to.

Danica Kordic said...

HAHAHAHA this is too funny - well not too funny like I'm laughing at you..but friggen Target as much as I love that store I always have to check if the clothes are see through!

InteriorGroupie said...

You do rock them but thanks for the Friday laugh!

E said...

LOVE you!

stateandoccupation.com said...

hahaha oooh noooooo! this made me giggle but ooooh nooooo!

Erika said...

Ohhhhh my gosh. This made me blush and squirm. Thanks for sharing...hope you recover!!!! :)

Erinn T || Fancy Napkin said...

HAHAHA! I am laughing with you, not at you. Goodness, what a tale. And something that would equally happen to me to I feel your pain.
Still though....you in a romper. Kinda the best. I wish these hips of mine would allow it.
xoe

Barbara Matson said...

Oh dear, that is something I would do....

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